I’m can’t believe it, but somehow those filthy Rebels hijacked our feed and sent a malicious broadcast out on this secure channel. We are working to contain it. What ever you hear, don’t believe their lies. They are rebel scum!
Well, everyone, I’m sorry to have to be the one to tell you, but the Empire has fallen on some tough times. That’s right, they are filing for Chapter 11. What’s this mean for our heroes Jack, Kevin, and Gary? Only time will tell.
After some Gary shenanigans aboard the ship, Kevin has to take them in on the wrong side of the Death Star. Upon exiting, the guys realize that they aren’t on the Death Star that they should be.
Kevin, Jack, and Gary are on their back from the fuzzy little bear planet with some crates. They were ordered not to look into the crates. We’re assuming that Gary didn’t get the memo.
Death Star testing is in full effect and the Stormtroopers are required to stand their guard in their respective hallways. Normally this wouldn’t be an issue, but this time, Kevin has to pee. And it is bad.
Jack, Kevin, and Gary are introduced to another Gary. Not like the same one that we know but like a new guy who’s name is also named Gary. It’s a little confusing for the two of them and our Gary gets murder-y.
Jack and Kevin compare their Clone graduation ceremonies. They came a long way, kid. Gary’s graduation went… well let’s just say it went a little different.
Kevin reminisces about the meeting where they discussed the Stormtroopers getting new suits. It’s not what you think it is. Being laser proof and all that. Just some coloring.
Jack, freshly out of Clone recruitment, joins Kevin who shows him the ropes on the Death Star. Work is pretty easy, but what they didn’t expect was Gary.